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This is a list of things I like. There's no reason for this list other than I feel like making it. Though, it could be because more often than not I am usually talking about things I dislike. You could think of this as a public safety announcement. I am preventing you from doing other things in your life. You might be in the kitchen using a knife, outside mowing the lawn, in a car, walking on a wet bathroom floor... the list of endless, but because I have you here reading I am saving you from potential accidents. Don't fall off your chair now. I do work in a hospital, but I am not trained for any medical emergencies. For that, please call your local hospital, police station, fire house, or emergency service number.

1. Lip balm- I love it. It's moist, slippery, and softening. And usually it tastes good.
2. Digital cameras-you get to see the picture before it comes out on film, which is awesome when you are taking candid shots of people because then if there are really bad ones you can tell someone you deleted it, but then don't really and post the awful looking pictures on the internet and hope they because very popular. Though, you may have to increase your bandwith due to all the web traffic.
3. Facial Tissues- My nose runs all the time, without Kleenex brand facial tissues I would be dripping snot all over my shirt, which is quite unattractive during the summer months. Such a fashion no no in July.
4. Cereal-so easy, so tasty, so filling, and so so right.
5. Plush stuffed "animals"- They are fuzzy, cuddly, and fuzzy, and cuddly, and fun!
6. Andrew-Just had to get his name in every entry, seemed a shame to break a recent pattern. But I do like him. He's got fuzzy hair just like a stuffed animal. He's super yum!
7. Mission style furniture-I don't have any, but who doesn't love those clean lines? I sure do
8. People who say thank you- This just makes me happy and it makes me say thank you back, even though the proper response is you're welcome. That just never seems to come out.
9. Dishwashers- I hate washing dishes by hand and I enjoy the fact that I just have to put dirty things into a machine and they come out clean (sidenote: If they do not get clean in the dishwasher the first time, I just keep sticking them in there and rewashing them. Most often they do not come clean and have baked on food, but I am lazy and won't wash it by hand). A shower for my dishes and I don't even have to get naked with them, which seems a tad inappropriate. I mean, what would the casserole dish think, me naked and taking a shower with it- just wrong you see.
10. Booty socks-It's almost like not wearing socks, but you are and it feels good inside your shoes when you have to wear shoes, and they aren't so hot since only your foot and a little bit (this much {}) of your ankle is showing. Plus, they are stylish when you're having sex and it's all you have on. Really gets a man's motor running. That rule only applies to girls. Boys should never be shirtless, pantless, or naked and have socks on. It looks stupid and makes me want to hurt things, such as the boy who has on socks while he has no pants on.
11. Public Service Announcements-Without that commericial telling me not to do drugs, I'd be a heroin addict today, a bully, having premarrital sex, running with scissors, eating raw chicken, and wearing leggings, skinny jeans, sweatshirts with the neck cut off exposing one or both shoulders, ballerina flats, and belted shirts. All of which are very wrong, but the most hideous ones are those that have to do with fashion. Leggings people? No, we remember leggings and we said no to them after we stopped doing drugs in the 80's or after we became conscious and realized that they look stupid. Skinny jeans do no one any good. Even the skinniest girl will look as if she has hips the size of Texas and ankles the size of that little piece of Idaho. No one wants to look Texaho.